We're halfway through February already?

Blood and sand! (That's Erde-speak for 'oh heck', btw.) It doesn't seem a minute since Christmas, does it?

Have you subscribed to my newsletter yet? Don't forget, I'll be doing another draw at the end of this month, so if you fancy winning paperbacks of BOTH my books, you'd best get your skates on, my lovelies.

[I solemnly promise that I won't share your details or bombard your mailbox with YELL-sell stuff/pictures of scantily-clad chaps/ images of phallic-shaped fruits/vegetables like the one below! Not now. Not ever.]